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Most Popular Stories
C-108 Birthday Cake Fire
We were caught in a birthday cake fire once. We were left with 90 degree burns
C-106 The Most Perfect Little Gift in the World (birthdays, occasions)
You could even have Elvis call the birthday girl (he calls us a lot)
C-110 Killer Deer Kicks Ass
Wild deer turns carnivorous, kicks hunter’s ass then runs away
C-111 Killer Deer Gets Eaten
Wild deer turns carnivorous, but ends up on the barbie (where he belongs)
C-117 Fan Encounter of the Worst Kind (stick a weener in a fan)
We knew a guy this happened to. Sort of. We don’t like to talk about it.
C-39 Local Man Arrested Again for Indecent Exposure
For the guy in your life who just can’t keep his pants on
C-104 Male Prostitution Ring Finally Broken
This was originally written for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-105 You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?
This was originally written for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-99 Head Up Ass
This was originally written for President Clinton, but now it can be yours
C-44 Largest Penis (ahem) in the World (2000, 2001, 2002 Most Viewed)
This was originally written for President Clinton,
but it was first titled “Biggest PR_CK in the World”
C-25 Santa Claus and Four Reindeer Slain!
For those with a little Grinch blood who never liked that trespassing sucker
FakeUltrasounds and FakeSonograms!
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