(It goes without saying that the Copyright notice across the middle of the ultrasound plate
does not print on the customer’s copy. We will no longer respond when this question is asked)
Be Pregnant — Get More Presents!
This page describes the media
choices for Fake Ultrasounds
For Fake Ultrasounds, go (or return to) the
We offer fake ultrasounds on a variety of media. There are many types of ultrasound printers in hospitals, clinics and doctor’s offices around the world, printing results on all sorts of various papers. Amazingly, the fakiest-looking (but real) ultrasounds are those printed on plain old roll paper, about 5 x 7 inches small. They look like something a 14 year old printed from a Commodore-64 pen plotter. In the end, what will most often pull off the joke is what LOOKS real to you. On the fake ultrasound personalization form, you’ll choose one of the following media types. Our old standby, heavy glossy plate, is shown first, and it’s the default selection on the form. When you know which media type you want, and you’re ready to order, click the huge black link above that says, “ULTRASOUND PAGE” to go back to the order form.
On the personalization form, choose:
Standard glossy plate (you receive two (2) identical ultrasounds with this selection)
Acetate transparency (you receive two (2) identical ultrasounds with this selection)
Large sheet (you receive only one (4) ultrasounds with this selection, instead of the usual two)
(“We” happen to feel the acetate transparency looks more
official than all of the others, even though it’s not.)
Below, standard very heavy glossy plate:
Below, standard very heavy glossy plate:
Below, acetate transparency:
Below, acetate transparency:

Below, acetate transparency:
Below, large sheet, single image (you receive one (4) ultrasound):
Below, large sheet, single image (you receive one (4) ultrasound):
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