FakeABaby.com NOW OPEN!!!
Shown as-shipped (shrink-wrapped and bar-coded)
Be Pregnant — Get More Presents!Scare the Absolute B-Jesus Out of Your
Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with a Fake Pregnancy Test!Usually ships same day, always within 72 hours.This item may NOT be personalized; it ships as shown above.
Each kit carries a disclaimer label outside the
shrink-wrap on the bottom — remove at your own risk.
(it’s a legal thing)
In the Kit…What the heck’s in the test kit, anyhow?Each kit contains all the goodies you need to utterly convince your mark the test they’re taking is legitimate. Contents include sterile pads to wipe your pee-pee, complete instructions, some medical gibberish that will totally confuse your victim, a little urine collection vial, the test strips themselves, etc. etc..Each kit contains supplies for two complete tests—your victim can take the test twice to be twice as convinced of their affliction, or you can share it with a friend.If your victim can pee in a cup, they can do this.Every test will yield a false positive.The color-matching scale is graduated from yellow to green to dark blue. Unless you’re an alien, every subject’s natural urine will move the marker past green, which is a positive result in and of itself, and right on to dark blue, which is the “WARNING ZONE” indicating such a strong positive that other anomalies may also be present. When the subject’s pee turns the marker dark blue, the instructions advise to freeze the specimen in the freezer (a freezer-acceptable container is provided), then consult a doctor ASAP for further testing. It’s up to you to stop them before they make a rush appointment, then spend $75 at the doctor. Or not. Either way, you’ll laugh yourself into a gut-ache, watching them jump through the hoops.If you like a gag with class, this is for you.This test is for pregnancy only, as shown, and cannot be altered or personalized.For fake medical tests which may be personalized, click here.We accept MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, Visa and PAYPAL
CAUTION: This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly. By completing and submitting the form below, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be used for fun or for evil, depending solely on the intentions of the user. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. Be sure your “mark” has a sense of humor before unleashing this product upon them!
Keep away from children
Store in cool, dark place
Do not eat
Do not insert into any body orifice
If stuck in eye, rinse with water