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(these make great Santa Bellies too!)
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Shows the actual fake pregnancy garment being worn
Shows the actual fake pregnancy garment being worn
Make the belly larger or smaller by wearing
tighter or looser tube-tops underneath.
Look 3 months pregnant, or eight.
Note: If you hike these up on your body they
also make a great “Santa Suit Belly”
These are actually nicely manufactured garments. The stuffing is a type of polyfill. One size fits all — more or less. We find that these are designed mostly for people of average height and up, and of average weight. Women who are significantly overweight may find that it is difficult to look pregnant with these bellies without significant “shifting around” of this added bulk. Imagine the fun of strapping up your 12 year old sister and taking her to see relatives you haven’t visited for a few months (she could look guilty and remorseful but never offer a word of explanation). We’d like to film that! We suggest that a “tube-top” type garment might be worn over the belly, and then regular clothing over that, as that will smooth out any edges of the garment that might show through a light blouse. Use a loose-fitting tube-top to look farther along, or a tighter one to look otherwise. Or, a heavy sweater will cover it well. And remember that these are designed to be worn fairly low. The idea is to look pregnant, not fat. We were surprised to see that these look JUST LIKE a pregnant belly when worn. It’s really pretty shocking, and made us laugh out loud. We hadn’t expected them to look THAT GOOD. But they really do. A few of the guys here wore some of these around town. On a guy, they look like a sloppy beer-belly and we’ve sold many of these as Santa Costume Bellies. The guys who were fit and trim were shocked by how they were treated by people on the street or in public places when they suddenly looked fat. The women who’ve tested these out in public were AMAZED by several things: First, guys didn’t look at them anymore, and avoided eye contact, as though they were lepers. Want to go out clubbing and not get hit on AT ALL? Just drag this baby out of the closet, strap it on, and you’re suddenly invisible to men. Second, women went out of their way to make eye contact, and there was much nodding and glances and smiles of approval from females, as though the wearer was suddenly enrolled in some secret club of preggos. It was downright weird. These come packed fairly tightly into their boxes, and so might be wrinkled when they arrive. To relax any wrinkles that develop in shipping, you can iron, on a synthetic setting, and/or use a little handheld garment steamer, if desired. Some of these are made from synthetic fabrics, and some or 100% cotton, depending on which supplier they come from. Sorry, you can’t choose — this is a cheap novelty item, after all, and not a fashion statement. We can’t imagine getting more fun or laughs out of ANYTHING that costs about the same as a cheap lunch at MacGurgles. You can barely buy a gallon of gas for this. Every time you feel like getting knocked up, just slip one on and enjoy that “special” feeling. A word of caution though: Don’t try to wear one through airport security. It’ll show up on the scanner, and security will probably wrestle you to the floor and beat the hell out of you, thinking you’re trying to hide a bomb or a case of Hershey Bars. It won’t be pretty, flattering, or fun.
Let the games begin.
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You’re going somewhere on Turkey-Day and Christmas, Right?
Go Pregnant! You Know You Want to!
These make great Fat Santa Bellies too!
Just wear them higher than for pregnancy.
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