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Male Prostitution. Where Will it End?
Male prostitutes. Send this to your brother’s mother.
|Fake/Joke Newspaper Article Text — Copyright © 2007 TrixiePixGraphics|
|Graphic photos reveal the dark side of illegal sex trade|
More Arrests in Aurora Ave. Male Prostitution Stings”I was an innocent victim!” Cries local man
Yourtown—- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)Six Seattle men, along with one donkey and three chickens, were taken into custody Saturday night in SPD’s intensive crackdown of male prostitution along Aurora Avenue near the 8500 block. A dozen officers were involved.”This is one of the most depraved and disgusting roundups we’ve had in years,” commented Seattle Vice Detective Horace Jonson. “We’ve seen a lot of abuse over the years, but this is the first operation which required that we bring in units from animal control.”Among those charged was a local student, Christopher Jones, who lives in the controversial Aurora district. Mr. Jones was treated and released at Harborview for “undisclosed” injuries. One doctor, who asked to remain anonymous, said Mr. Jones received “about forty sutures”.”This Jones guy—he was the one that brought the donkey,” lamented Detective Jonson. “He’s apparently been ‘very close’ to the donkey for many years. Those animals are the only true victims here.”Trial dates will be announced in about a week.
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