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Weird Emails We Receive

We receive weird-arse emails from all over the world.

They're mostly nonsense, but occasionally there's a keeper.

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SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES

HARSH YOU SAY??

There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no
special ballots for elections, all government business will be
conducted in our language. Foreigners will *NOT* have the right to
vote no matter how long they are here.

Foreigners will *NEVER *be able to hold political office.

Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers*. No* welfare, no
food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount
equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT
options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property.
That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign
flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his
policies, if you do you will be sent home.

If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down
and sent straight to jail.

Harsh, you say?................

The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of *" MEXICO**"*!
....just wait till we have a 'North American Union,' folks... ;-(