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Our Saviors at Sea

Actual Transcript of a Radio Conversation between the USS Enterprise, and

Canadian Authorities off the Coast of Newfoundland.

 

AMERICANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the SOUTH to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again: Divert your course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

CANADIANS: This is a small Canadian Lighthouse. Your call.