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YAHOO! Shopping: Marlynn P.: Rating: Good Comments: very unique gift idea - I am telling all of my friends. As for theirservice, it was excellent - I had an immediate response to my order,follow up with some questions and received the finished product evenmore quickly than I thought I would. I will definitely shop here again.

(Bridge Biker Article): I am a bit behind in checking my email so I am just getting to this message, but it's convenient I am reading it today since we just gave Steve his articles on Saturday (they were a birthday gift). He absolutely lovedthen and is already carrying one around in his wallet to share with his drinkin' buddies! Very clever concept you have and I will definitely keep your website in my address book as a place to go for unique gift ideas. Thanks very much!

Just wanted to let you know how much of a success the "joke article" was on my cousin. When I received the package on Friday morning, I went to the M. Club around 1:00 pm and gave the article to the bartender (a friend of ours). She passed it around to everyone who showed up at the bar until my cousin came at 7:00 pm. with (you won't believe this) two people from his office that he just met a couple of weeks ago - good impression he must  have made, huh?)  People ribbed and teased him all night long. I sure had a ball doing this. I got him good - but if I know my cousin, J, revenge will be sweet. Have a great day and thanks again for all you did to make this a success!  Look forward to working with you again. Oh, by the way, five people asked me for your website address - they loved it! You will probably see an increase in business shortly. Take care, P.

I have had such an overwhelming response with the XXXXXXXXX news I would like you to send me 3 more for my XXXXXXX-friends overseas. Thanks David S.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I was very pleased with my realistically looking newspaper article or novely XXXXXXXXXX.. Do you keep a blueprint in case I want to order more of the same article? David S.

Thanks we will be doing alot of business with my new advertising novelty
gimmick that is grabbing the attention of so many potential clients.
It is an excellent advertising gimmick!!!

He knows something is up, but he doesn't have a clue (as usual). This is great. I will give everyone your website so that they can torment others. This is really worth every penny and then some. Of course I will be paid back, but not for three months. Until then I will enjoy it to the fullest. Did I happen to send two checks? Because you sent one back to me. Thank you so much. Of course he will probably kill me, but it was worth it. This is absolutely great! Thank you again....I can't say it enough...hehehheh    K.

Hi,
Just wanted you to know we just got the clippings in and they are FANTASTIC. You will be getting lots more orders from XXXXX.
Thanks VERY much,
Lon

You have a great product and can't wait to pass this arouond. No, I'm not buttering you up !! Well maybe a little but I mean it! Cindy R., Cincinnati, OH

Hey, I received the news papers that I had Ordered. Just thought that I would drop you a line and let you know that They are GREAT!!! I just can't wait to pass them out at my party Sunday afternoon. That sure will get things rolling!! Heeeee Heeee Thanks, It will be Great fun I will also pass your Web sight on to my friends! Carol, in Wisconsin

Thanks so much for working with me on the article. I got the revised copy & absolutely love it. I wish everyone I came in contact with on a regular basis was as nice to deal with. Thanks for reminding me there are still some nice people in the world. Well, that makes two of us --- that leaves a billion to go. Thanks again. Cindy R., Cincinnati

Just had to tell you how I love the job ya'll did. And especially appreciate the full page. Hope I can help send you more orders.
Thanks again,
Lon [Texas]

Thank you Thank you Thank you!
I will log on to the website now and add the additional bucks.
And the edging is all fine - thanks for all the options!
Yes, I will most definitiely be looking to you to save a film again in
the future, and I will try not to make it such a last-minute ordeal if
I can. You  came through  for us, and I will never forget it !
Thanks a million... (and $7.50)
Suttirat

Note: Watch for our 1.4 second newspaper scene in "A Foreign Affair" to be released winter of 2002

Just to let you know we received the newspaper, and everyone is
supremely impressed. I am in Mexico now, and it's been difficult to email so far, so forgive
the delay in confirming. Muchas Gracias for everything,you really saved us!
Best, Suttirat

phew!  got it today -- it looks great!!!!  thanks so much -- i'm stilll laughing!
squeeler

Hi - The front page you prepared for us was presented at a surprise birthday party, one week before our friend's actual birthday. In the presentation I told a little story about having contacted our local paper with the idea for the front page story (of our friend turning 50) to be published on his birthday. I said the paper had agreed that it would be a great story, and that they would run it unless something else bumped it off. They had obligingly sent 3 "proof" copies, which we passed around among the guests. Everyone thought it was a great idea, and all got a laugh out of it. I could tell you folks really do like what you do because of the subtle little finishing touches you added: the caption under the picture "Man and His Bike", using "real" photographer and reporter names, and the direction at the end of our short story "See Personal Freedom Page A 5". Thanks again. It was a hit! [B.W.]

Hello, remember me ? I am almost out of the clippings and need to order 20 more. Really having a blast with these. Can you make them exactly like the last ones ? Several friends said they were ordering from you, don't know if they did or not. They sure were impressed with what you are doing. They are from Nederland, Port Arthur , Beaumont and surrounding cities.
L. [V. Texas]

Thanks, 
Just keep the money and give me all the clippings that the money buys. Can't have too many of those clippings. These naive women around here are actually beleaving this thing . Got a young 25 year old blond gal coming over here later today that I think wants to see for herself. Course I want show her mine till she shows me hers. [R.S.]

...I am very pleased with the results it is
going to be my ultimate gag this april fool's day.Thank You Guys so much
for making this so much I shall return again as soon as I find my next possible victim(s).
Thank You, C H

THANX,YOU GUYS DO GREAT WORK,ILL USE YOU AGAIN SOON
THANX
RON T

Hello,
Just returned from vacation and got the poster.   It is great!
Can you make another copy ........?  T B

Hi,
The poster of Singing in the Rain has been hanging on the wall over my powder room commode for about 2 years.  Every time we have a party - fairly often since we are retired - someone will ask a trivia question after using the bathroom.  Something like, "Who did the musical score for Singing in the Rain".  Next week when someone uses the bathroom, the new poster wil be mounted.  The names you added are most of our good party friends.
We are very pleased with the poster.  Thanks again. 

Hi,
Just got the Newspaper!! It looks great. I can't wait to give it to my
husband. Thanks again so much for your personal attention to my order.
Best Regards,
Lissa

Everything has worked great. We open our show this Thursday. I recommended you guys to the Seattle Rep. They do a lot of shows that call for newspapers as well. Thanks for all your help!!
Loreen D., Seattle Ballet

Thank you so much... I'm very very happy ;-)   I gotcha on the color thing.. makes sense once you explained it. So, if you could just let me know how much I owe you and I'll pay through paypal. Thanks again for all your help.. you're the best ;-)
A. (Dallas)

Thank you so much, it arrived just before I left for work this morning... It looks great!!! Thanks again.
Maria K.
Fitness Magazine, N.Y.

Hi!! I apologize for the delay in letting you know that I rec'd the order! It is absolutely GREAT!! I love it. I've shown it to numerous people who all agreed it was a fantastic thing.. I guarantee you'll hear from some of them. They arrived perfectly and quickly. Thank you kindly. Jena

I received my order today and everything is very well.
Thank you very much
MA ROCIO IGLESIAS
MEXICO, DF 01030
Mexico

Got the order today, I love it!
Thanks!
Maureen D., Del Mar CA.

I recently ordered the "head up your ass" article for my nephew. He and I have been going back and forth for years with jokes for birthday and Christmas. We had laid low the last year because my dad had been diagnosed with lung cancer and it was pretty rough until he died in February. I decided it was time to get back in the saddle again and this was the best. The only problem is my sister won't show too many people the article because she wants to get a different one for every family member (and there's a lot) at Christmas! Your gags are perfect for the hard to buy for people. I['m] glad I wandered onto your website.
Thanks again, Judy

Thanks so much! I just received your finished product and it's PERFECT.
I'll pass your business cards on to my friends that might be interested.
Susan L.

Many Thanks - Fantastic service.
Regards
Tony

I just wanted to let you know i received my order today.  Not only was the service super speedy....but it looks sooooooooooooo awesome!  OH MY GOD......it is soooo perfect!  I will get PLENTY laughs! I will be doing busines with you guys again...very soon!
A ton of thanks,
MArcella

Message:  Recieved overnight package late yesterday on Dec. 26. Product was "very good", dealing with paypal was not.
G.S.

Thank you very much.........It could not have turned out any better than that!!
I was very pleased. I will be returning very soon for another order. Thank you.
Shikara

Thanks very much. We are pleased with our poster and will use you again.
Wayne L.

The re-sent custom blank book order arrived right on time. The original order arrived the day after, presumably after being quarantined for many days in the same place where missing socks are stored. (It was of course, crammed into my mailbox, as the lazy bastard mailman couldn't be bothered to walk fifteen steps to my door. I swear, the Postal Service is the last refuge for people who are too incompetent to work for the phone company. I feel your pain. End of rant.) I am soooo happy with your product!!! The book is EXACTLY what I expected. Excellent work! I'll definitely be a repeat customer. Thanks,  Dennis T.

The paper (other than my error in not understanding how the headlines work) looks fantastic.  I was worried when I saw the small envelope, but was very pleased when I opened it.
Thanks for your help on this.
R.F.

The newspapers arrived today and they are great!  Thanks for your help!
Reid Edelman
Theatre Director

You guys have great customer service.  Count on me for referrals.
Jack R.

Note: In all fairness, we screwed up his order and he is responding to our replacement of it.

You did awesome work and I am very pleased..............In the future I will not have to leave
you so many emails, because now I know what kind of work you are capable of.
K.R.

The newspaper looks just fine -- and thank you for finding a picture of golfers to go with one of the articles.  I hope the guys for whom and about whom it's been written have as much fun reading it as I did writing it.
Well done.
Charles G.

Yep I got it on Saturday. I used it yesterday and it worked like a charm.
Thanks for all your help.
K.J.

They have arrived and are wonderful!!!!!  Thank you so much for all your help!  We will  keep you in mind for our next event!
K. E.
The University of Tennessee
College of Social Work

Just Received the book, it is great! It came the day
my wife won mother of the year!
Allen B.

The newspapers were great!! Thanks for including the misprints too. Now we have extra copies! Thanks. Kelley B.

I'd like to let you know that the product I've ordered arrived three days after placing the order.
I'd also like to be sure you get all the money I sent because the electronic "receipt" I received only displays the initial sum for the item + shipping (US$19,50). But, after checking out, I got another message asking me to add an extra $6 for international shipping. This extra charge does not appear on the final transaction notification you sent me (see above) and I'd just like to be certain you did receive all the money I sent to Paypal. In any case, thank you for the quality of your services.
--Mike

(from tornado country--we thought this was kind of funny)
I would like to thank you for your quick response to my e-mails. The package turned up in the bushes across the street from the home it was delived too. The weather here has been very bad and the winds have been exceptionally high. It must have been swooped away. It was recovered and not damaged.  It will be just fine to present as the gift it was intended for tomorrow.  The Postal service had done nothing wrong. Again, I thank you for your assistance and will use your service again in the future.
Best regards,
Roxanne on behalf of Bobbi K.

PS I just received my first order and it looks great!
Thank you,
Korina

Message:  To Someone Who Cares:
I just wanted to thank you for doing such a great job with the article that I ordered as a gag birthday gift back in April. I first started to place an order and when I was writing the ad, I got kicked out of the screen and had to start over. My first incomplete entry got picked up by accident and was printed and mailed to me. I emailed the company right away to relay the problem and I received an email response immediately, telling me that my problem would be fixed. I was on a time limit and I still received my new article in time. It's rare to receive such awesome customer service these days and I just wanted to say thank you. The article looked great and was a hit. I've already referred one friend to your website to place an order and will continue to do so. Thanks very much.
Nicole

Reply: We were scared when we first started reading your email, thinking we had messed something up. Glad to know we didn't! This is all about fun, not problems, so we're glad it worked out. Thanks for letting us know. TrixiePix.

You guys are great ! This is a very special guy retiring and this gag is right down his alley - you made our night ... and his! Thanks.
Elizabeth Buono

The papers arrived in time and were a huge success! Thank you so much for all your special attention.
Elizabeth Buono

Thank so much! Thats awesome news! I know, I tried to get it in last night, but I didnt have approval from my boss yet. By the way, I love your website!
kuniko s.

Rating: Excellent Comments: The process for creating a custom article was smooth as silk.
Danny M.

Yahoo! Rating #488
Rating: Excellent
Comments:
Prompt and accurate, a great combination.

Received the order - FABULOUS! We are very pleased. We did not realize it is printed on both sides like a "fer real" newspaper! This will be a hit. We appreciate the good customer service while the web page was getting overhauled. Hope to use you again for the next victim! Thanks and great work!
Joan Coble

Yahoo! rating #522
Rating: Excellent Comments: Very responsive staff - quickly answered all questions. Order arrived fast. Neat product!
Joan Coble

Thanks...!!!!
You guys rock....I am so pleased with the customer service. I have already told everyone I know about your service. I came up with the idea to surprise my girlfriend with the newspaper idea because it is our normal routine to get starbucks on Sat mornings and read the paper. Sometimes we walk down to the park by her house. All I need is some good weather and this will be something she won't forget.
Thanks you for an awesome experience.......!
Ty-

Rating: Excellent Comments: Extremely easy transaction. Follow up supprt was great!
Richard C.

Received articles---they are great!! Thanks.
Doris Grabosky

Rating: Good
Comments: I got exactly what I ordered... then had to pay a second time for what I MEANT to order. My mistake but the web site could be easier to use. The web site warned me of mistakes but I made them anyway. The site should have 1,2,3 steps and a check list at the end. It turns out it is VERY difficult to tell someone what you want it turns out.
Jonathan K. J.

Thank you so much!
The torn articles are great! I just have to figure out the distribution strategy.
Thank you again!
Another Satisfied Customer!
G.Young

Ok, I have resubmitted the order with all spelling corrected. thank you for your patience. I am recommending you to all my friends, this is a great service!
Gerad Flynn

Yahoo Order #530 Rating: Excellent: Comments: TrixiePix came through on a rush (and I mean rush!) order, and did a stellar job to boot. I found the order format a little confusing, but I understand that has been changed. Client on the other end was thrilled with the end product, and I looked good for delivering exactly what they wanted at a good price. Would recommend highly.
J.G. Meagher

Hey, this is not a question, it is just a thank you for my order last month. I tried to reply to one of your customer service emails and got "undeliverable", so I figured I would try a different method... I have been intending to do this for about 2 months and am finally getting around to it--Thanks for the quality of the fake articles I received for my sister's 40th birthday story. One of your staff selected a nice relevant "Dirty Dancing" photo to accompany the picture of my sister I submitted for the inset. I also liked the edges of the fake article--you make it look like someone tore the article out of the newspaper instead of sending something with perfect 90 degree angles. Of course the article was a big hit. There was as much a story to getting it in place as there was in it. My sister works for a hospital as a case manager and has never been long on details as to where exactly she works and what she does. I knew the name of the hospital and on a whim drove down to see if I could find a confederate to help me prominently place the article. I tried to set something up earlier by phone, but none of the people I talked to knew my sister. When they referred me to "Human Resources", I knew I was sunk. Anyway, when I found the hospital, I drove around a few times and finally approached some smokers hanging out on a bench. One lady who worked in the blood lab took pity on me when I told her what I was trying to do. She had me sit in the lab while she called all over to find where my sister worked. She then let me into my sister's building, which actually was closed for the night, and we searched several floors until we found my sister's office. Apparently, before my sister saw a cop y of the fake article, one of her co-workers already had grabbed a copy and was telling everyone about it. My sister exacted a small amount of revenge by not acknowledging that she saw the article. I finally had to call her and ask her about it. She thought it was funny and said one of the doors where I placed a copy was her boss' boss. I have told numerous people about your web site. I hope some of them use it. One last thing, you might want to modify one part of the order process. Since I wrote my own article, I wasn't 100% positive that you would pick out an appropriate background picture to go behind my sister's pic. Obviously, I was happy with what you did, but you might want to modify that part of the order process to make it clearer.
Thanks again for the fun,
Mike Carr
Holt, Michigan

Order/578 > > Rating: Good > Comments: > SHIPPING PRICES HIGH CONSIDERING SIZE AND WEIGHT OF ITEM ORDERED.
Murrie Kinney, Dayton, Texas

Order/591 > > Rating: Excellent Comments: Quick, flawless and just what I needed.
Thanks for a great job!
Marc Selz

Order/594 > > Rating: Good Comments: the only problem was i wasn't sure that you received my order correctly. but the delivery was very fast and when i had given it to my friend, she really, really enjoyed it! thanks again tshep

The book has arrived it is fantastic!! Thank you very much!!!
Heather

Order/531 > > Rating: Excellent Comments: I was impressed with Trixie Pix Graphics professionalism, prompt replies and helpful suggestions. This was the most professional online company I ever have used.
H. Begley, Naples, FL.

Order/618 > > Rating: Excellent Comments: good product..delivery on time and prompt service....couldn't have asked for anything better....
Gautam T.

Order/647 > >
I got the order...quick!...very nice...good work! Regards,
Michael

Order/638 > >
Rating: Excellent Comments: Everything went perfect! The newpaper was great and a big hit at the birthday party. I will defintely use TrixiePixGraphics again.

Order/678 > >
Rating: Excellent Comments: Very good store. Prompt replies to emails and very friendly. will do business again. A++++
Harshavardhan V.

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Rating: Excellent Comments: Price Rating:Good Shipping Options Rating:Good Delivery Rating:Excellent Ease of Purchase Rating:Excellent Customer Service Rating:Excellent Title:No contest... the best on or off line! Body:I ordered a fake newspaper, poster size, on a Sunday night and received it on Tuesday AM. Sure, I paid for express delivery, but the point is that it just exceeded my expectations... the speedy delivery and more so, the product itself. Dealing with this company was a pleasure. Very honest people, very staightforward. The fake paper is hysterical... the options are endless! Kudos!

Thank you so much for your help with my recent order. I wanted to tell everyone involved how much i appreciate it. There had been an error with one of the 2 articles that i ordered, i e mailed you and you quickly fixed the problem...better, i might add, than i had anticipated. I thought since i changed a story about men to women, and could not use the default picture that showed men, my article would be plain... without a picture...as a matter of fact, the first copy had the mens default picture...when i contacted you...you quickly acknowledged the error and to my suprise... upon receiving the replacement... there was a picture of women used...WONDERFUL!!!! Thank you so much for your quick attention to my e mail... and your help. I am sure that i will be ordering again...Diana Barkley
Thanks VERY much for writing. We were afraid you'd be mad because we had taken it upon ourselves to include the new pic. Some of our customers would have chewed us out and demanded a re-make with NO picture. It's becoming very, very hard to please some people, and we're delighted that you were pleased. That's exactly what we want!

Message: Well, I just received the poster I ordered from your company. I placed the order Sunday night. I cannot believe it's here so soon! It looks fantastic and it is more impressive than I had expected. Somehow to see it live in print just cracks me up even more than when I ordered it. I cannot thank you enough. I am so glad you threw those pens in, because I'll be sure to hand them out at the party. Regards! Clori Osso

Well guess what.....Not only did I receive the shipment you overnighted yesterday but they also today decided to deliver the original shipment that you sent. You just never know what the post office will do!! I will be happy to ship back to you one of the orders if you would like, just let me know. Thanks again for all of your help and I will happily recommend and hand out your business cards to my friends and family!
Thanks, Jennifer

You guys are truly the best. I received the political "gag" cans. How thoughtful and insightful. Where does this service even exist anymore? You could set the standard for Nieman Marcus!
C.O.

Message: I just wanted to let you know how pleased I am with my order. I ordered a large dry-erase gag check last week for my dad, Dennis Brown. The check will be used for a good cause, to present money raised by the Lions Club Organization to various charities. My dad used it last weekend for a walk-a-thon fund raiser and everyone was impressed with the quality. He even passed out your web-site address to the many people who requested it. Thank you for your quick shipment and great attention to detail.
Sincerely, Corinne

Order: 705 Overall Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease Of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Title: Great Product & Service
Body: I had an excellent experience with TrixiePixGraphics. They completed my order very quickly and were very accurate with details. We had a lot of compliments about the quality of the large check.

I LOVE IT!!!! Thank you so much. My boyfriend thought it was just great. I even spread the news around my office and others have expressed interest in ordering from you. It's really great quality......Thank you and I hope to order from you again. Thanks also for the pens.
Suzanne Hornwood

Yahoo Order: 738
Rating: Excellent
Comments:
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: OK
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Title: Great Quality, Great Service
Body: Though I had a hard time with figuring out how to buy once I selected which article, I was soon able to find the order form and filled it out with no problems. If you take the time to read through the site and the FAQs it can be very easy. I was so impressed with the quality, speed and great response from customer service. These people truly want you to be happy and provide a very unique and quality product. It turned out to be such an original birthday gift when I slipped it into my boyfriends newspaper and brought him the paper and breakfast in bed. I hope you have a great experience with them too.

Wow, I'm amazed. Thank you so much for the great service and great product! I will certainly email your URL around to my friends.

Thank you very much. You are an honourable and honest man to do business with. Thank you for being an honest person as not many people are like you. Thank you very much for the smooth transaction. Please take care and have a nice day/evening. God bless all at home.
Mr. Sumesh

Yahoo Order: 776
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Title: Outstanding! Body: This is the 3rd time Ive purchased from TrixiePix...Always with incredible results. Thank you for being so customer service oriented, and for having the UNCANNY ability to see and produce exactly what I had in mind every time. ~Katherine Smith

Hi. Back in July I ordered three newspapers for a movie I was shooting. I was so impressed by the quality of the papers and the kindness of your staff in promptly answering all my questions and concerns. The papers were a huge success. We plan to put a big thank you to Trixie Pix Graphics in the closing credits of the film.
Chris Molinaro

Wow, that was so fast and Thank you so much! It is just great! I'll be doing this again and again. What fun! Kristie, ps: nice that your from right here in Washington :)

Yahoo Order: 821
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Good
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Body: This was very fast service, I ordered it on Friday 14th, late at night and recieved it in the mail on the Monday the 17th. It was better than I expected it to be and I am thrilled! The website was a little difficult for me to figure out but, I emailed them and asked if everything was as it should be and they responded immediately that it was :), Ill be using these services again. And now that Ive done it once Ill be more comfortable with the site as well. I am really tickled with how quckly my newspaper came and how well done it was. The birthday boy will be so surprised. Good job!

BARK! BARK! RUFF! RUFF!
Well, I was going to scream and yell because I grew up in New Jersey and I usually can't help but respond to a challenge... However, I am very pleased with the quality and quick turnaround of my order. It arrived today and has already been sent to my "target"; hopefully it will be viewed as different enough that it will get above the noise level. I will most certainly be using your service again. Regards,
-Bill Ross-

Yahoo Order: 821
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Good
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Ordered Late on a Friday night had it in the mail on Monday! Loved it! Had some questions that were answered immediately and couldnt be happier with my purchase or the service. I will order again from this dealer.
Kristie Ghioni

You all are very kind....Thank you very much and I appreciate all the trouble you've gone trhu. I hope you all have a happy holiday.
Lisa Huntley

Order: 876
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease Of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
THESW GUYS ARE GREAT TO DEAL WITH AND FUNNY TOO !!!!!!I ORDERED THE NEWSPAPER AND IT REALLY IS SO AUTHENTIC LOOKING THAT YOU REALLY CAN FOOL ANYONE !!!!!ORDER WITH NO FEAR !!!!!!!!!!

Hi, > Yes, I received the original one on Monday morning and the other last night. > Everything is great and again I really appreciate it. I would like to leave > positive comments on your website if you tell me where to go. > Thanks again and have a great holiday. >
Dawn

Order: 912
Rating: Excellent
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Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Trixiepix customer service is exceptional. Their products are great too, I have ordered the newspapers and the fake books and was very pleased with both. They went out of their way to ship fast and compensate for the post office who took several days to deliver an express package. I would highly recommend them and plan to use them again. Thanks!
Simpson

Order: 925
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Good
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: None

Order: 927
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: None

Order: 963
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: None

Order: 971
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: OK
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: None

Order: 1016
Got 'em today. Thanks, they look great! We appreciate the fast turn-around.
Mike Marn
Vice President/Executive Creative Director
Francis Marketing
Grand Rapids, MI.

Order 1017
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Marque Archibald

Order 1000
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: OK
Customer Service Rating: Good

Very impressed with your Website, presentation, writing style, services;
not surprised you've been around a long time, but at least until 1981?
WOWEE! LOVE the name "Trixiepixgraphics"! 'Twas dismal, though,
to hear ALL the specialty mail carrier services aren't consistently reliable
(except air), and that some customers behave so disreputably. Hopefully,
the majority are kind, loyal, funny, dependable and sharp. Thanks for
putting up with the @#$% types, so that the rest of us can enjoy your
very special wares.
Admiringly,
Meredith Low
Thank you, Meredith! Yes, the majority of our customer are kind, loyal, funny, dependable and sharp!

Order 1088
I did it! With all of your help
Thank-You for all of you email help to walk me through my order to Trixie
Pix Graphics for my gag gift newspaper order. This was my very first time
ever to try my credit card; and I was kinda scared. I guess us baby boomers
are still a little old fashion; but I am trying to get with it and learn all
the new methods of the computer world. I really appreciate your step by
step directions that you took time out to type just for me. I'm am sure
that I will use your business again. I hope my order is correct, and went
through ok. Thank-You so much, your new costomer.
Marsha Tatroe

Order 1103
Thank you once again for your amazing work. I will definately be writing a book of praise for you on your website. Thank you again and again and again. I owe my butt and this movie to you. I just wanted to give you an update. I got the paper, I thought it looked great. The director loved it, and so did the actors. They used it in the shot today, and it was fabulously perfect. Thank you so much again. Your biggest fan,
Arrival Pictures
Heather Ingram

Order 1080
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Bad
Customer Service Rating: Good
Comments: I love TrixiePixGraphics. Its Yahoo Shopping I had a problem with. I typed my submission, then lost it and retyped it before I hit submit. My order was duplicated by Yahoo Shopping. There needs to be a safegaurd against this somewhere although I am probably the only one it happened to. I love my newspapers! I do wish there was a way to preview what the order (at least the picture) will look like before you submit it.
Note from TrixiePixGraphics: Unfortunately almost all pictures submitted must be cropped (in addition to being re-sized), and no software can do that job. It must be done by human hands at the time the order is processed. We apologize for Yahoo Shopping. We're not fond of them either. Until someone comes up with a better alternative, however...........

Order 1087
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Good
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: I recently purchased a poster and a book from trixiepix.com. I was very pleased with the end product. It was very professional looking. The price was good. They shipped the items quickly. They have an extensive faq section. that is very helpful and even when I still made a mistake they sent me an email to help me out. I just wnt to say Thanks Trixiepix. My items were great and I will be back and bringing more customers.
Erika Washington

Order 1098
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: These guys are awesome! They worked so hard to make everything perfect and easy for me. I had a special order that had to be rushed to me right away, and they made it happen. The quality was extremely good as well. It looked completely real. Great enough for movie prop quality; we used it in our feature film. It was so great that our actor and director couldnt stop praising. I will be using Trixiepix for all my newspaper props from now on.
Charles Acosta

Order 1139
Rating: Good
Price Rating: OK
Shipping Options Rating: OK
Delivery Rating: Good
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Good
Body: Item was a little pricey, but it was worth the quality. Shipping options went from cheap (about $4 for USPS Priority) to high (about $25 for overnight). Seems like they could use USPS overnight for about $13 but eh.. customer service is FAST, and its relatively easy to purchase items, although it would be nice to fill out a data sheet before purchase.. seems like it would be more user friendly.
Paul Velazquez
Note from TrixiePixGraphics: We would love to be able to offer USPS Overnight for about $13. Unfortunately, we were forced to stop using USPS Overnight due to extreme (extreme!) reliability issues in December of 2003. Read our "About Shipping" page for more info. Customers are encouraged to try out the submission form before ordering; a link to the submission form is displayed on nearly every page.

Order 1158
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Good
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Wonderful site with many ideas to choose from.
Excellent shipping time and easy to use interface. A+
William Standefer

Order 1203
I received the [giant] check yesterday - it was MAGNIFICENT - you all did a wonderful job. Thank you.
Arlette Porter-Sherley

Good afternoon! My daughter, Donna McKenzie, of Waverly, Iowa recently ordered the biker birthday gag gift and it was so well received by my uncle that he is INSISTING we order more to be sent to his friends and family all over the nation! He really laughed and read it over and over again even though we had listed his age in the article as 87 instead of 77...on purpose, of course! You did a wonderful job and we were so pleased to have found your website! To prolong the enjoyment of his 77th birthday, I would like to place an order for additional copies, pay for them by credit card and have them sent to his home. As soon as you supply the payment by credit card information, I will place an order. Thanks for a job well done!
Ida Tucker
Reply: We keep all orders on file forever. We have orders going back to 1982, just for this reason. To reprint the small size we charge $.45 each ($4.50 for ten, $9 for 20, etc.), plus $4.95 shipping regardless of count. If your order was within the last 30 days we will still have your credit card on file and can add whatever amount you specify to it. If older than 30 days, let us know and we'll give you other payment instructions.

Order 1188
Rating: Good
Price Rating: OK
Shipping Options Rating: Bad
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: OK
Customer Service Rating: OK

Order 1204
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: OK
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: great service!!! they did great follow-up for delivery
Carol Harris

Order 1210
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Dan Smith

Order 1228
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Great product!! Fast service!!!
Nicole Casey

Order 1236
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Good
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Extremely fast service!
Terri Osburne

Order 1242
Rating: Good
Price Rating: OK
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Good
Comments: This vendor has a well organized site and offers creative, fun products. Creating the fake newspaper was as much fun for me as receiving it was for my son. I had a great experience using this service and I will use it again.
Kenneth Roberts

Order 1265
Order Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Nick Bugemelian
Note: This was a marriage proposal via fake newspaper; we assume she said YES!
 

Order 1268
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: This was my first experience in ordering a giant check online. I was pleasantly surprised how easy it was to do. the merchant handled a problem with my graphics and provided a product that exceeded my expectations. If I have further need of any products from this merchant, Im sure that I will receive the same prompt and efficient service.
Lawrence Enomoto

No sooner had I e-mailed you my permission to use the "Megan Madole & Associates" paper on your Web page, the order arrived at my office! I am equally delighted with the way both rolls of paper turned out and am especially impressed with how fast the project was completed and delivered. This is a grand total of four days from placing the order to being printed, shipped, and placed my hands in NYC! I will not hesitate to recommend Trixiepix Graphics to others. Thanks again.
Sincerely,
Michael Madole
NOTE: We can't always deliver this quickly. The Gods of Shipping were smiling upon Mr. Madole's camel.

Order 1339
Thank you very much for your special attention
Andrew Gillespie

Order 1329
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Great fun stuff and ideas

We just wanted to thank you for providing us with the newspaper on such short notice. It looks great! We apologize again for any inconvenience. We truly appreciate everything and will place your company in the credits.
Sincerely, Tyler Billingsley

Order: 1343
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Body: Very pleased with product! Even arrived 1 day early!!
Kris Roach

Order: 1377
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Great people to do business with. High quality results and super fast delivery. I would highly recommend them to anyone interested in working with professional people.
Jennie McDonald

Message: I just wanted to say Thank You for the wonderful, timely job you did on my order. I am so pleased with both the product (quality, quantity, price, etc) as well as with the  expediency with which you processed my order. I think this gift will be very popular with my crowd, and I plan to hand out all the business cards you sent with my order to anyone interested. And, of course, next time I need a gag gift for someone's birthday or whatever, I'll be back to order.
Thanks again,
Tammy Zgabay

Order 1393
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: I recently purchased a gag gift newspaper article for a friends birthday party. I am incredibly happy with the service I received from TrixiePixGraphics. I am pleased with the quality of the article itself, the price, and the expediency with which they produced the product. The range of products offered should appeal to any taste. I highly recommend TrixiePixGraphics to anyone looking for a unique gift.
We don't usually remember the order that is being commented upon when we receive customer feedback forms. In this case we looked up the order to see what we had done to warrant such praise. --Turns out it was just a standard order that required no special handling on our part. We LOVE kind words. We work as much or more for kind words as we do for money. You might find us someday along side the highway with a sign that says, "Will work for food kind words." But kind words for doing nothing special is also kind of depressing. It means that the customer must have received really stinking horrible service or products from other companies online, and that when things merely go as they're supposed to with us, the customer is amazed and thankful. It's sad that America's customers have grown so accustomed to horrible service and horrible products that when they receive only what's due them, they are compelled to shower praise upon the vendor. While we'll take all the praise we can get, and we appreciate it, and it serves to make us work that much harder to be sure the customer gets what they pay for, we wish the rest of the online retail community would smarten up and become businessmen and women, instead of circus barkers, shysters and con-artists. Getting what you pay for is supposed to be the norm, not necessarily worthy of a "tip" or gratuity.

Order: 1398
Rating: Good
Price Rating: OK
Shipping Options Rating: OK
Delivery Rating: Awful
Ease of Purchase Rating: Good
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Comments: Overall, I would say that what I purchased was what I expected it to be. I didnt like the fact that it had the logo right in the picture. I think that made it a dead give away. I also ordered 3 day service, and paid extra for it, and it still took 6 days. The confirmation said that delivery was suppose to be on the 6 (which would have been on a Friday, but then it changed to the 9th. I dont believe it was the companies fault, they had it out when they said they would. I think I would consider ordering from them again, just make sure to give yourself time.
Debra Wanta
Our company does not have a logo, but most of our images do feature a small copyright notice which we try to keep unobtrusive. We always beg and implore customers to order early. UPS, Fed-Ex, USPS, Airborne (now DHL), ALL of these carriers are unreliable and slow. We'd give anything to have access to a quick and reliable carrier. Unfortunately, none exist in America today. Read More About Shipping

Order: 1413
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Ricardo Droz

Order: 1382
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
David Doe

Order: 1443
Rating: Excellent
Price Rating: Excellent
Shipping Options Rating: Excellent
Delivery Rating: Excellent
Ease of Purchase Rating: Excellent
Customer Service Rating: Excellent
Richard Ralston

I received the replacement order yesterday (maybe day before and just in time for my needs). It was in perfect condition. Thank you so much for your persistence, communication and outstanding customer service.
Katie Haisan
(This was yet another shipment ruined by UPS)

Hello there! I don't know if you remember me, I'm an art director for films and asked for your help on a fake newspaper ad for the film "A Foreign Affair" a couple of years ago... I just wanted to let you know that the film is actually out on DVD, and the title is called "Two Brothers and a Bride" ( I don't know why they changed it) - FYI. Thanks again for your work ... Suttirat Larlarb

Dear [TrixiePix],
We received the newspapers today. They are fabulous. Your attention to detail and willingness to work with our theme -- intuitively and skillfully -- will make our exhibition newsstand a popular spot in our museum. The newspapers are so realistic that we're afraid people will want to take them home! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
E. Haven Hawley

Message: I ordered a newspaper article from you...it came out FANTASTIC. I will likely use your services for many more similar occasions. Problem, my computer at work crashed, and I lost the e-version of the article I wrote. Please can you kindly re-email it to me. Many thanks,
Andy Heller
Done, thanks.

wow. you guys are amazing! thank you!
Liz Carnes

Thank you for taking care of everything with the shipping. I had to go out of town and could not get access to email. Thanks again and I'll reccommend you guys to everybody.
Josh Lukins

Friday, 11-26: Message: hello - i just received the order i placed on wednesday ... you guys are awesome, i've never had such spectacular customer service and fast shipping. i'll refer everyone i can to you, thank you for a wonderful experience!
happy holidays, and thank you again,
Liz Carnes

I just want you to know that I think you people are so funny. I have never read such down to earth and common sense copy before when ordering anything on the internet. Laughed out loud several times reading answers to your FAQ's and had to drag my husband into the room to read them too. Most fun I've had ordering something on the internet ever! Keep up the good work and good laughs.
Nancy Sutherland

12-8-04
AWESOME!
I really love the idea. We have a forensic psychology Christmas party every year and we all bring gag gifts that are law/psychology related. I am so pleased with this company. You guys helped me to create the PERFECT GIFT! I am so thrilled. You will surely get more orders from us in the future.
Ciao!d, A.S.

12-9-04
I received the papers a moment ago! This is truly awesome. Thanks again.
A. S.

1-9-05
I just want to say that your products are GREAT quality and your prices are also good. I have made three purchases from you (so far). The first was mine and the next two were for people that saw what I bought and also wanted one.
I look forward to buying other products from TrixiePixGraphics.
Thanks,
Edward Byrnes

P.S. In this day and age of people always being in a hurry and setting for what they can get "anywhere", It's awesome to see a company like TrixiePixGraphics offering unique and/or personalized item
Thanks. We needed that (really).

2-14-05
JUST WANTED TO DROP YOU GUYS A HUUUUUUUUUUGE THANK YOU!!!!
EXCELLENT STUFF!!!!!
I am very very very satisfied with my order, and I wanted you guys to know that.
Well done!!! I will be using you again, and sharing with everyone I know!!!
BRAVO!!!!!
thanks again,
christina [hauff]
Thanks. You can't possibly imagine how that brightens our day!

Dear Trixie Pix:
Thank you for easing my nerves about the possible discontinuation. I am
impressed with your company and the way you treat your customers. It is
refreshing. (Or maybe I have just lived in New York for too long.)
Sincerely,
Michael Madole

Hello. I received my order today, and simply wanted to thank you. You
did a beyond awesome job, and we very much appreciate it!
Thank you!
Dalit
Thanks. The "Everything I Know About.." blank books are one of our favorite products to make

Dear Trixie Pix:
The [fake] magazines reached me today and I am delighted with the results. The
final product exceeds my greatest hopes and I am sure it will be the hit of
the party. I am especially impressed with the glossy paper you use for the
magazine cover, which lends such a professional look. Thanks again for your
efficiency and creativity. You have made a contribution to a very special
occasion.
Sincerely, Michael Madole

Message: JUST TO SAY THAT MY ORDER - 2098 - IS PERFECT! I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER AND WILL BE A REPEAT CUSTOME
Robert Rasmus

Thanks for all of your help. We love your products and I have used them
quite a few times and we will continue to order different things. You are
great to work with and your products are super. Keep up the good work.
Herm Deiss

FANTASTIC -- RECEIVED TODAY -- NICE JOB!!!
Thanks,
Frank Tobolsky, Esq.

That's pretty much it. By the way, your site is laugh out loud funny. My dad is going to get pranked by items from your site for years to come--thanks loads!!
Kaley

Have just spent quite a while looking around. Got a lot of laughs. Thanks, I really needed a pick me up. Good job
Charles Kiefer

Received the order.....the [gift wrapping] paper looks GRRRRREAT !
Pat LaRocca

I just wanted to thank you a ton for your quick respons and helping me out.
You have no idea how much I appreciate this, not just the discount, but
also your kind words and the service you're providing me. I will be placing
the order within the next couple of days (as soon as the transfer into my
bank account takes place). Thanks again for everything, and I hope you have
a wonderful day.
Jeff Ackenback

Great. Please go ahead and do the magazine. The magazine I ordered before
and the newspaper were great hits. You do very good work.
Herm Deiss

Thanks for your quick reply. Actually, the reason I asked about the newsprint is because I just
ordered from another company my headlines it came on plain white paper. It sucked. I did not want that to happen again.
We're curious which "fake newspaper" company sent you a product on white paper. We have some sleazy competitors, to be sure, but even we didn't think any of them were capable of that.

Hello:
Just wanted to let you know that I received my clippings today. I couldn't
be any happier; thanks for the great job. You can count on my placing
another order with TrixiePix in the not too distant future. Regards,
Estelle S.

girl on clouds is just fine. i just received newspapers and wow, i am really
really really very impressed. more orders to follow. thanks a lot shirl

I just wanted to say thank you for your concern about our order. I really appreciate the level of customer service and professionalism, I will be using you again. I will be presenting this check to the Red Cross tomorrow and will be using it in our newsletter. It could have been several days before this was here but, you made it happen and the Katrina Survivors will be receiving their much needed funds sooner than later due to you.
Thank you again-
Darrin Stumpf

Message: I received my "Big Check" from you guys today. Looks Great! Thanks
John Bosworth

Message: ...the wrapping paper was awesome...thanks..(my last order)
Michelle Davis

Message: Good morning!
I was waiting to e-mail you until after the Saturday party....wanted to relay some comments. I was bowled over by the fact you got the replacement pages to me on Friday!  Talk about customer service! The newspaper went over BIG at the 60th Anniversary party...got rave reviews!  Have had a number of people asking where it came from so your extra business cards will come in handy. Thank you again for your no-fuss, faster-than-a-speeding bullet delivery.
Judy Johnson
P.S. Let me know if you ever decide you need an office in Canada...I'll head it up for you!!!
This was a case in which we really did make a mistake. Big as life, it was our fault. The customer was polite, the error was corrected and delivered in time for her event, and everyone was happy. Still, we apologize profusely for causing this customer the inconvenience. It should not have happened.

Message: I just wanted to let you know that you guys are so fricking awesome! I love your site! Too funny! NO NEED TO E-MAIL ME BACK AS I KNOW YOU ARE EXTREMELY BUSY! That's all I wanted to say! PS: You are SOOOO right about UPS, FedEx, etc!
Dorenda S.
Of course you know that flattery will get your pretty-much anywhere, including a position as dictator of a small, south American country. Thanks.

It arrived yesterday! It's perfect! The boss will love it! It will be the hit of the party. Thanks for all of your help.
Susan G.
(This was a fake newspaper to roast a boss. We're not exactly sure that "the boss will love it" is the most descriptive phrase. We at least hope the staff gets some laughs -- right up until they receive their pink slips!)

Message: I just wanted to thank you for your quick and reliable service. The product [Giant Check] was just as I expected. Your website gave me a bit of second thoughts with some of your off-mark comments about certain things but I figured I'd give you a chance. With all the problems with the internet these days you can't be too careful! Thank you agai
Sachi Mesa
Understood. It has been said that our bedside manner is gruff. We are, after all, cranky old deep-sea divers. We see the world in somewhat harsh tones of raw color, as opposed to the soft pastels of most corporate people. This is good and bad. When we first started this biz, we debated whether to make it a sterile, terminally nice corporate kind of place (site), or whether to allow our rough-around-the-edges personalities to show through. We decided we didn't want to be Walmart (politically correct at all costs), and that we should just be who we are and let the chips fall where they may. We are, in any case, very, very good at what we do -- just as we were in raising sunken ships from the ocean bottom. Most of our products appeal to (and are meant to appeal to) individualistic people who are as weird, or nearly as weird, as us. The giant checks are one of the few products we offer whose only destination is in a corporate environment. Thanks for your business and your honesty.

Message: I just wanted to say thank you . I received my order lightning fast and it looked great. bye b
Frank B.

I just wanted to thank you for the HUGE laugh today! I got the posters and they looked great! Also thanks so much for the extra ones! I am actually seeing Billy [Boyd] this weekend to have him sign these for his charity! I am sure he will get a big laugh out of it too! Thanks again so much!
Penny G.

Message: Hi guys My friend referred me to you after receiving his 'real' looking news paper article - it was extremely good - but i guess you get that alot!! I just processed and paid for a fake certificate - commited relationship - it shouldnt be as difficult to process as its just two names - i was wondering if it could be shipped earlier than 3-4 days as im in australia and i wanted it as a valentines present - reading your FAQ's - its says you receive problems shipping to australia in the past but my friend assured me not to worry - hopefully i will receive it soon and it looks as good if not better than my freinds news paper thanks alot mus
We say that items ship in 2 or 3 days to cover ourselves for when things are busy. Your order will almost certainly ship out on (our) Monday via Global Priority. We've had trouble shipping things in large tubes to Australia -- just delays, but long delays. This will ship in a simple international mailer and we would expect (knock on wood) that it would breeze right on through within 5 to 10 days max.

Message: I just received my order today and it turned out awesome! I will recommend you guys to everyone I know. I ordered the fake magazine and I was pleasantly surprised when it came with a a glossy cover and pages for the articles inside. I assumed that it wouldn't be, but it just goes to show that you guys go the extra mile to make it look like the real thing. Thanks again
Bob Hurlbut, artfxscreenprinting.com
You're welcome!

I just received an email stating that my order had been shipped well, I need to make a change to it so can you hurry and run and catch the driver. HAHAHA!!! Just kidding. I LOVE your shipping policy! I couldn't agree with you more, especially with USPS. Priority Mail? What's that? Oh yeah that's the mail they lose every week and how come I have to go and stand in line and fill out a Lost Mail form when they have all the information in the computer already. Dammit, I did my part! I paid them to get it to where it had to go. The rest should be up to them! I think you guys are great!
Teri Ward
Jeeze, you scared us!

Thanks so much for your quick replies. You all have the best customer
service I've seen or dealt with in a long time. I can't wait to see what the
samples look like. Thanks again,
Carl Overby
Tangent Corporation

First Name: Brian
Last Name: Barry
Email: bbarry@tcc.on-----------
Message: Just received my order and I just want you to know that the
newspapers are out of this world...You made my day..
a rating from 1 to 10...your a 10.. Thanks again.

hey there
Im going to be placing a order sometime late tonite.. & I just wanted to check the shipping time on it & see if I needed to get somekind of express shipping.. As I need this By Or on July14... Ive ordered a TON of stuff from you before (cuz im crazy & like to play jokes on everyone I know..haha) I always get everything quickly & perfect but I just wanted to double check before I submit this one.??... also if possible try not to use ups for this.. if thats what you use.. thats fine.. however they've lost 3 packages of mine withing the last 6 mths..lol Thanks Alot.. Trish~

The papers are in and they look good. The very very first one was printed with the inside upside down, and I almost cried, but all the rest are fine. Scared the hell out of me, hahaha. Looks good though. Thanks a lot. I have a feeling that this idea has become popular among the upper-management, and will likely be done again. Thanks. -Dave
We always include a few extras in case of bloopers on very large orders.

hi!! i had a newspaper with articles and "tidbits" all set up for a birthday on the 5th of august and the owner of the company emailed me TODAY and said he was sick and could not complete the paper! i have all the articles and pictures ready... i'd like to get a poster sized paper and will probably buy several copies after the birthday for his friends... would it be possible if i emailed all the articles and photos tomorrow... to get it overnighted wed/thur... to be here by saturday? please reply asap... thank you soo much!! i will advertise your site on myspace and my websites as a THANK YOU if you can make this happen!! www.vegasbodyandtan.com and www.myspace.com/vegasbodyandtan ... thank you so much for your consideration!
We receive horror-stories like this about our competition fairly often. We wish folks would do a little more research before falling victim to these people. We'd love to know the name of the company that did this to you. Yes, this should be just a standard order and would reach you by Sat if you specify RUSH processing and shipping during checkout. We handle these all day every day. And please tell us who did this! Thanks.....

Kailey Green 08/05 22:16 Posted as a followup to the solved ticket #172.
Alright its fine, thank you so much your customer service is THE BEST

Hello. I am Prop Master for a low budget film shooting later this month. We were interested in using your product in our film, since we need a newspaper headline and article. What is your policy on this? If you would like to learn more about our production, please visit www.civilizedbeast.com Thank you. Irene Mok Prop Master/Script Supervisor Blur Civilized Beast Productions
This is within the license granted. But reselling is not allowed -- for instance, it's okay to show our products in a movie, but it's not okay to make posters of our products for resale. Our newspapers and magazines are in hundreds of movies and we furnish all such props for several daily television shows. Thanks

Tonight is fine. Thanks a lot..... I appreciate it. The account teams here have really fallen in love with the newspaper format, and we've had great experiences with you guys the last two times we've worked together. This should be a fun project. David C.

First Name Erick
Last Name Loreen
Email: -------------------------
Message Area: Just wanted to say thank you for an exceptionally easy order process. I placed my order and had it faster than I thought imaginable. Your site was easy to follow, and I even got a shipping notification when the item went out to me. I'm sorry you have to deal what appears to be an inordinate number of morons who can't follow directions. I definitely will order from you again when the need arises. You've earned a customer.
Erick, Our percentage of morons is actually low compared to most other businesses (about 1.5% compared to as high as 9% in our [restaurant] chain), but our volume is high and increasing, and that just means we run into morons more often than we used to in the newspaper biz. Thanks for the comments anyway, they mean at least as much as money.

WOW! Thank you!! You are wonderful, such prompt service, I'm impressed. Thanks so much, Kris

Hi, We received our custom newspapers for our film short from you in blazing speed. They look great. Thank you for a high quality product and outstanding customer service. We'll definitely buy from you again! Brad

First Name Kelsey
Last Name Fox
Email: ------------@hotmail.com
Message Area: This is silly, but I saw a sticker of a dead bird with your website address underneath on a car driving by me today. How on earth can I get one or two? Thanks so much.
Ask and Ye Shall Receive (and PS: The bird is RESTING) (see below)

Dead (resting) Bird

 

Well,
I am impressed! Thank you so much. I will get back to you tomorrow as I investigate my printing paper. By the way, you have a lovely flippant tone to your writing that must be engendered by wide reading or an English degree. . . just a thought. Thanks--your website is just wonderful, as well. I will get back to you for sure tomorrow, and thank you again! Sounds wonderful to me.
Cheryl

Would like to send sincere thanks for all your efforts and to let you know I've received the shippment. Many thanks, Alison Thomas

Really you guys are great!!! I'm giving this newspaper to a friend of mine that is an incredible leader for our local church. This will just blow her socks off--especially that it's going to look so authentic. I appreciate this so much more than you know. I am wanting it express--I'm guessing that will be part of checkout. Thanks again for the quick correspondance. Can't wait to see the final product. Alivia Barrett

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The following information was submitted on 01-22-2007 18:04:29 from 76.170.83.---:

First Name: Michele
Last Name: Tolley
Email: michele740@---------------
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I just had to let you know how much I LOVED my newspaper! It came today and it is amazing!! It is ever better than I hoped. Your rush order price was seriously worth it! Thank you for your great customer service and helping me with all of my questions and fixing the total ( my mistake not yours). If I ever need another fake paper I will be back. Thank you, Michele

We do make cool stuff. Your comments mean more to us than money. Thanks

From: Yordanos Coleman (erenia24@yahoo.com): I purchase the below item on 2/21/07 still have not received it yet, I need a tracking information ASAP or I will dispute the charges with my credit card company. this is the 3 email I sent request for update.
Yordanos, This is NOT the 3rd time you've contacted us, it is the first, and you know that well. You WERE sent a tracking number and we received a copy of it a week ago. USPS (not UPS) DID try to deliver your fake pregnancy documents a WEEK AGO. We have no doubt you received your copy as well. Below is your tracking number (AGAIN), and a direct print-out from the USPS website. This exchange has been posted publicly: Label/Receipt Number: 2103 8555 7491 4719 XXXX Status: Notice Left We attempted to deliver your item at 11:28 AM on February 24, 2007 in LAWRENCEVILLE, GA 30044 and a notice was left. It can be redelivered or picked up at the Post Office. If the item is unclaimed, it will be returned to the sender. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later. [needless to say Yordano has been blocked from ordering from us again].

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The following information was submitted on 03-28-2007 14:31:44 from 72.160.145.11:
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I LOVE your products and was wondering if I minded me selling them on eBay. I would take your price then increase it as I see fit. Please advise if it's ok. Thank you.

Sorry, no. We don't want our products associated with eBay in any way. Not directly, not indirectly, not by third party, not by loose association. eBay is the most backward, unprofessional, counter-productive, dishonest, greedy, and downright evil company on the Internet today.
We even stopped accepting Paypal purchases when eBay bought out Paypal. We are a great and honest company, and our products are first class. To associate them in any way with eBay would be to insult our company ethics and standards, and devalue our products and our reputation. If we find our products on eBay we will instantaneously curtail sales to the offending customer. Probably no other company in the world could elicit from us such an angry, determined response. eBay is -- well, we don't even have words for them, nor does our dictionary. "Evil" is such an understatement.

Hello   -  My name is Greg Wynn and I am the proud recipient of the Newspaper (The Footprint) that my daughter (Jamie Weissman) gave me for my 60th Birthday.  I was absolutely "blown away" by the paper, and loved every minute of it.  I am wondering if it would be possible to print some additional copies to share with my family and friends.  Please let me know if that is possible, and how much it would cost.  I would probably only need between 10 and 20 copies, depending on the price. Thanks for all your great work on this project.  My daughter speaks very highly of your company. Greg

I received the product… it’s perfect.. I love it. Thanks so much!
I’ve added a link back to your website. Thanks for the quick turnaround time!
Thanks!
Melany C------
http://www.sweetestgifts.net

You guys are so AWESOME!  I realize now that the logo you would have needed is an .eps file.  I am so sorry I didn't send that one, and so grateful to your fabulous person for helping us out. I will recommend your services to all of my association friends.  We will be returning customers.
Diane Naishtat
Time Warner Cable

Thanks for your reply and for the laughs! I've never enjoyed ordering something on the web as much!!! You're terrific and computers do suck but without them, I would not be enjoying the connection with you right now! I'm a silver lining type of person (until my hard drive acts up!) Thanks again!
Janina Schiavone
What a cool last name. SHEE-A-VONEE. Just rolls off the tongue like fine wine. Sounds like a mob family. Some of us might change our names to that. Schiavone, Schiavone... Why couldn't OUR parents have had a cool name like that!

I just want to thank all of you - the checks are great, and the logo shows up so well in the photos!! You guys rock. Diane Naishtat

Hi, Order arrived yesterday...it was GREAT! thanks a million, it will be a big hit at the retirement party...you did a super job...thanks for expediting the late order...Ted Wernimont

Message Area: I LOVE Your checks. I've looked around for other options, but yours are still the best. You guys did a job for me a couple yrs ago and client LOVED it!! I know you say you don't customize your template checks, but you did for me before. I would design my own (cuz I can), but I love your backgrounds, and I don't have access to them, so I need your help! Pleeeeaase tell me you can do this!. Your backgrounds are the absolute best and I have to have em. I will be happy to pay extra for any additional work needed. Tell me what to do. Nothing less than your check will do. All the other ones on other sites SUCK. They don't have the beautiful backgrounds. I love your site and love everything you write about copyrights, bitchy clients and insane requests, non-payment, etc. I'm a designer and run into these problems all the time. (did I kiss your ass enough? Let me know if you can help me : ) Thank you very much. Sandra Dixon
Kissing up works SOOOO well!

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The following information was submitted on 06-23-2007 20:19:49 from 65.6.xxx.xxx:
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Message Area: i would like to know if you guys can help get an evil spawn child out of our life? he is causing so much chaos,i need help! [name withheld]
We usually recommend plain old homicide. In Chicago it can be done for under fifty dollars. If that's over your budget, we have newspapers for just about every occasion. Recently we used one ourselves. We had a neighbor who believed his dog was allowed to yelp like he was gut-shot, all day, all night, seven days a week. We tried talking to him -- no relief. We tried having animal control threaten him with fines -- no relief. We finally circulated a fake news clipping which told the story of all the dogs that were turning up dead in the neighborhood, because they wouldn't stop barking. Once the owner read that, the barking stopped (he bought an electronic no-bark collar, which is what he should have done in the first place). You can accomplish wondrous things with fake newspapers. You might try contacting one of our people to see if she has any ideas. Tell her specifically what you're trying to accomplish. Her name is xxxxxx, at xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

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The following information was submitted on 06-29-2007 15:15:09 from 192.65.41.20:
First Name: Jeff
Last Name: Winsor
Email: -----------------@tektronix.com
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Message Area: Good afternoon. Early this month (or very late last month) I ordered a fake full-size newspaper from you for a company sales event. IT WAS FANTASTIC!!! Thank you for a great job done very fast (2-days!). I have one small problem. I lost the receipt I printed at the time of my order. Is there any chance you can email me a copy? I'm hoping just my name and email address will let you find it! Whether you can or not...again, GREAT JOB. It was used in a video we shot and worked great. Thank You. Jeff Winsor
Done. Thanks.

Thanks for your quick response!!

[trying to place an order] yeah I ran it through again and it went through...who the hell knows, damn banks and their crazy banking ways. Thanks for the help though...you guys rule...what? I have no idea, but you rule none the less.
DCM

First Name: gemma
Last Name: harrington-bric
Email: --------@btinternet.com
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i ordered goods from you brilliant lovely wonderful, tried to order more, having trouble with order form wont include shipping to england. did last time i ordered, wont this time. ???????????????. have you changed countries you ship to, can i order. gem
Yes, we have blocked the UK temporarily. Credit card fraud in the US is bad enough, but Great Britain is second only to Nigeria. Orders from almost all countries overseas will be blocked until we can find a way to reliably do business Internationally.

Update: In this customer's case, since she was a long-time customer and fraud was never at issue, we turned the UK back on for a day to allow her to order.

First Name: gemma
Last Name: harrington-bric
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hi, thankyou so much for allowing me to order from England. i think your fake products are really wonderful, they make great joke gifts. its a shame because of shipping you have to stop shipping to england, as i would definately have ordered more goods in the future as presents. i told my friends about your site which i only just discovered & i think they may have ordered goods to. anyway, once again thankyou & well done on unsual & brilliant gifts, fast delivery & good quality jokes. gemma.

Thanks. We'll leave the UK turned on for awhile and will keep struggling in the meantime to find a way to open back up to the rest of the world.

YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK. AFTER I CLANED OUT THE CACHE IT LET ME PLACE MY ORDER. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MY BOYFRIENDS FACE. I WILL LET YOU GUYS NO HOW THE JOKE WENT. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!!!! : )

Wow.
Received your "Fake Newspaper" yesterday.  The quality of your product is fantastic.  Very Impressed.
Thank You
Michael Terry
Spellbound Enterprises
Given some of the outrageous, abusive customers we've endured of late, this means more to us than you can imagine. Thank you.

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