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Personalized Fake and Joke Newspapers and Personalized Newspapers and Personalized Headlines for Gags and Gifts, Birthdays, Movies and Plays, Advertising, Publicity Stunts, Baby Showers, Wedding Showers, Stag Parties, Corporate Recognition, Awards, Thank You's, Revenge, Make a Point, Birth and Death Announcements, Wedding and Marriage Announcements, Practical Jokes, Cerebral Terrorism, Personalized Birthday Gags, Gifts. Fake Newspapers available in Small (pocket clipping) size, Full single page, Whole newspaper, Giant Poster, and Tabloid (by special request)



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Fake Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches
You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates

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Embossed Certificate Providing Irrefutable
Evidence of the "Largest Penis in the World"
(a great [disgusting] birthday gag).

Obviously we had to place gray bars over all the risqu parts. The truth is WE can't stand looking at them. We've made this certificate just as disgusting, offensive and obnoxious as we possibly could. Black-out bars are removed for printing. Trust us---it's gross. 

Personalized, of course.

(Must be 53 or older to order).

We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. The item number is FC-01.
"World's Largest Penis" generally ships within 1-2 days.
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