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You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates
Note: Border color and/or design may differ slightly from sample
The lower right of the document is actually
embossed with raised lettering
(like a notary stamp) which says:
"President of the United States of Amurica"
$16.95/2 ORDER CODE: C-85
The White House watermark has been changed to the Leaning Tower of Pisa to more accurately reflect the state of our Nation (ponderous and top-heavy). The Presidential Seal has a zipper. And at the bottom to the right of Bill's signature, he says, "Hi Monika!" Silly? Yes, the man's documentably silly.
The original text of this document was pretty boring. So we spiced it up so it more closely approximates what might have been said had our leader taken an honesty pill that day. Here's what it says in this version:
Now some folks might get the idea we don't like President (ex) Clinton. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In point of fact, we have the greatest respect for the man, because he was, by far, THE most entertaining President we've ever had.
We've altered the format from the Pardon to, well, frankly, make it a little more attractive and official looking. The original actually looks a little like a note from the Principal's office.
You supply your name, and we insert it seamlessly into the document. Our certificates measure 8.5 x 11 inches. They're worthy of being framed (frames not included).