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recognize that a "pet" can be as important---even more
important in someone's life
than family, or "friends"... We don't know why everyone doesn't
children all have Birth Certificates---
And they don't even call you!
Giving a Pet as a Gift? Then You Need One of These!
Item Number --- FC-36
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If you bought
your pet from a pet store you probably got a receipt, or maybe a crappy,
fake-looking "birth certificate" that was designed by some
store employee as a novelty gag to placate us more serious pet owners.
We've always found them tacky, bordering on insulting. You may not even
know your pet's birth date, but you can signify one day to symbolize
it (just like we do with Christmas). Our pets are important
to us; more so than we're prepared to admit. A Birth Certificate is
the best way to remind you when your pet's birthday is coming up, and
that you should do something special. Your pet won't have a clue it's
its birthday (probably not, anyway), but it will know that you're doing
something special for it, and shouldn't you do something special more
often? A pet Birth Certificate helps you celebrate the life of a good
pet, and helps you remember it as a special creature, when it's gone. Please also see "Pet Memorial Certificates"
are personalized with:
Type of pet (dog, cat, ferret, goldfish, horse, buffalo, parrot, etc.).
One or two names of "owners" (we prefer the term "guardians").
Month, day and year of birth.
Two blanks for signatures.
Unique and welcome gift for any pet lover..."
Printed on actual security paper with UV fibers and a universal watermark
that signifies animal health and care.
The Gold seal in the upper left is pressure-embossed. Measures
8.5 x 11 inches.